ahhh, so that's the problem

What is it about gay men that makes religious zealots so uptight?

Oh, they rail against lesbians, too, but for the most part, unless they try to adopt children, they pay them only passing notice. A little girl-on-girl action is probably one of their closet fantasies.

No, it’s the idea of gay men that gets these idiots prattling on about “gay agendas” and “homosexual lifestyles,” both of which they proclaim need a steady influx of gay recruits. It’s what regularly gets politicians like Pennsylvania’s Sen. Rick Santorum postulating about how allowing gay men to marry will eventually lead to a proliferation of “man-on-dog sex” happening in schoolyards during officially sanctioned gay recruitment assemblies.

These people – and by far they are white males – are just plain loony on the subject. Paranoia is a very likely part of their religious zeal on the subject.

But, if you stop and think about it, I guess it makes a little sense.

These men have a deep-seeded fear of being raped by gay men. And maybe a little fantasy about being raped by a certain type of gay man. As a result, they go through life trying to repress this secret fantasy and spend most of their time concentrating on keeping their sphincter clenched tight, just in case a gay man sneaks up behind them to fulfill the fantasy.

And if you keep your sphincter so tightly clenched, you can’t help but be full of shit.

More soon.